We’ve all seen the show. You know what I mean. You see the mom and the dad with big grins on their faces, all their kids have smiles, and their all dressed. Heck, they even all do chores and are happy to do it.
The holidays and winter are upon us which means my children will be forced to spend time together. I have to tell you I secretly wish for year round school because all three of my kids together equals the action of a three-ring circus and not in a good way.
Just the other day, there was a huge argument over who gets to eat the last bowl of Frosted Flakes. It was so loud and went on for so long that I have now banned sugar cereal from the house forever. We shouldn’t be eating that stuff anyway.
This morning the tween had an early morning tryout for the math team so he was up with the queen. Could we do one morning with two kids and no arguing? Of course not. The tween had to find out why the queen was taking so long to get dressed. Does it matter how long it takes the queen to get dressed? Nope, he was just stirring the pot.
Last night we had some takeout rather than a home cooked meal. Can we all eat at the table, talk about our day, and have a nice evening? Nope, we have to argue about who took food from someone else and who’s job it will be to put away the ketchup.
Every car ride causes squabbles about who is sitting where, who is allowed to sing, and how loud everyone is allowed to breathe. Does this ever happen with the Duggars? Not according to their show. Assigned sitting in the car is a wonderful idea…something we had not too long ago. Thinking it may be time to bring it back.
All I want for Christmas is a drama free, happy kids, and smiling parents for a full 24 hours. How great would that be? It would be so great that TLC would be knocking on my door wanting to film the perfect family.
I love my family and can’t imagine life without them but sometimes I need a break from the chaos. After I’ve gone through the house and turned off fifty million lights during the holiday season, you’ll find me wearing a parka (it’s cold in Northeast Ohio), sitting in my car that is parked in the garage, sipping my Diet Coke, and dreaming of being a Duggar family. Someday we will be just like them…less the dresses of course!